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Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013


People of the world we must save each other from the terrible future that awaits us.
We must start boycotting Disney in order to save this child. We are over using Miley Cyrus . To much Miley Cyrus can cause shear panic to the world.

You have to be fucking kidding me. I love this. I would love to hear this shit from TMZ or some Rag about the stars falling and colliding.

These guys are in suits and ties talking about Miley Cyrus HAHA... like she was some kind of stock... well ok maybe she does have some stock vale.

Where is the Dad in all this?

Behind Dr Justin Canty (Institute for the Sustainable Cyrus Use) hehe you can see a sign... yes that's right they sent money to prove to us that they mean business. You have to watch the movie The Onion.

That makes me wonder. If these young kids can't keep it straight I have no hope for David Archuletta's career.

As of today

DOB 08/13/1983

• You were born on a Saturday.
• Your star sign is Leo.
• Your birthstone is Peridot.
• The season was Summer.
• You were born in the Chinese year of the Pig.
• The US President was Ronald Reagan (Republican).
• The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
• You are 24 years 11 months 6 days old.
• It is 25 days until your next birthday.
• In dog years you are 3 years old. (Good boy)
  
• You are 9,107 days old.
• You are approximately 218,589 hours old.
• You are approximately 786,920,092 seconds old.

My new love

!!!Surprise you have a new Puppy!!!




*GASP*
My brother tells me that a few days ago my Grandmother brought over two puppies. It was around noon when she came over. Mother was not off until six o'clock that evening. As my mother came to the door she was greeted my two little balls of fluff. My grandma told mom she brought them here so she could claim one of the puppies. She added "it's a gift to you because I know how you always wanted a little toy dog.

So my grand mother gave her a chose between the boy or girl. Of course she chose the girl. My mother said had better experiences with girls dogs in the past.

My brother said that it was father who named her Sissy. Mainly because the after the first 20 minutes she was put out side she started whimpering. As macho as my Father is he felt she was being a 'big o' sissy'. He felt it fit.

That sounds like our dad.

I don't mind the name. I took it as if Muñca (Spanish for doll) is her big sister and Sissy is the little sister.

Sissy is so cute she looks like an ewok.

HERE ARE SOME PICTURES















Muñca doesn't like dogs smaller then her. Muñca always scatters away. Seems like she's the Sissy. She still miss's Oso; (Spanish Bear) her father that passed away a few months ago. I hope she will warm up to Sissy

Oh Boy

Something I found online. I forget the name of the page o'well....




1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.



10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.



20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

The summer of Slurpees

Summer Whoo Hoo. More than 40% of all Slurpee drinks are sold during the months of June, July and August.

Do you know where they also drink Slurpee's?

Canadians purchase an average of 30 million drinks per year. Despite its status as the coldest city in the world with a population of over 600,000,
MEGA BRAIN FREEZE!!!












Tomorrow, July 11th is Slurpee Day. Does that mean that we all get free Slurpee's?




Since the many fires in California the air has been really nasty and smoggy. When did I move to L.A.? All this heat is killer. So in order to cool off I walk to 711 and get a super big gulp Slurpee with my favorite flavor Wild Cherry.

Gummibär

You all know Gummi bears are small, rubbery-textured confectionery, roughly two centimeters long, shaped in the form of a bear. They have been around since 1922 and introduced its "Gold-Bear" product in the 1960s.

The term Bear is LGBT slang term for those in the bear communities, a subculture in the gay/bisexual male communities and an emerging subset of LGBT communities with events, codes and culture specific identity. It also describes a physical type. This is what Wikipedia said about Bears


'Bears tend to have hairy bodies and facial hair; some are heavy-set; some project an image of working-class masculinity in their grooming and appearance, though none of these are requirements or unique indicators. Some bears place importance on presenting a hyper-masculine image; some may shun interaction with men who display effeminate style and mannerisms, although some actually exhibit these traits themselves.'

HA! SSSILLY LIL BEARSSSS!

'Some state that self-identifying as a bear is the only requirement, while others argue that bears must have certain physical characteristics--such as a hairy chest and face or having a large body--and a certain mode of dress and behavior.'

'The self-identification of gay men as Bears originated in San Francisco in the 1980s as an outgrowth of the gay biker and then later the leather and "girth and mirth" communities. It was created by men who felt that mainstream gay culture was unwelcoming to men who did not fit a particular "twink" body norm (hairless and young). Also, many gay men in rural America never identified with the stereotypical urban gay lifestyle, and went searching for an alternative which more closely resembled the idealised blue collar American male image.'

Today I have a new use for the name Gummibär.
For those who are friends of Dorothy's you might know where I'm going with this.


There are a few men that only like other bears/cubs. I call them Gummibär. It states that they tend to stick together, sometime melt together...

MMMMMM I can feel them melt in my mouth... tasty.....

But just like the real bears some tend to snarl at the thought of being around a chaser or little pup sniffing after them.

Why is that?

The bears can be vicious.

The pressure we put ourselves through. sigh*