Iv stop smiling with my eyes

I tried so hard to be attentive.
Do all you wanted, always supportive always patient

What did I do wrong?

I'm wondering for days and hours.
It's clear it isn't here where you belong.

Anyhow,
I wish you all the best
I hope you get along.

My new philosophy (f*ck it )

I swear i was looking for "My New Philosophy" performed by Kristin Chenoweth and Stanley Wayne Mathis (with Ilana Levine). The song is from the Broadway Revival of the musical "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown"..Insted I found this...



I know some you of you guys have already seen this. HAHA Can some one tell me why that cat has sexy legs?

Stupid boyfriend.

So why did you have to tell your boyfriend you are
seeing someone like me.

I think it's funny that your dating while
he's over seas waiting.

Someday the both of you will make a fool of me.

Every time the jealousy starts to bubble up in me; I'm
reminded what you said; you made up your mind.
and once the magic fades out don't ask whats wrong
with me.

We made up our minds.

I'm stuck watching from a window. I'll disappear
when he gets home.

your so dreamy and your just so sweet.

Come and show me how far we can go.

And there are time i want everyone to see that your holding me.

And every time we go outside I want everyone to see .

.

Marble House

Dolores Guerrero

We have a ball!

We Got crabs

I need to report a crime of shame and utter embarrassment.

A few days ago Shane and I were going to get a quick breakfast right before he had to slave away for a savage group of penguins; you call lawyers.

As we walked down to the bottom of the stairs with eye buggers still in my eye. Shane walked trough the front iron gate as I followed him. Still working on getting that fucking eye bugger from hell, out of my eye, bugger didn't want to come off... anyways as my eyes focused I noticed a white bucket next to the trash bin. Shane didn't notice b/c he's supper tall and anything below 5 feet gets lost.

As the curious little monkey that I am; I looked down to see if it had stuff in it.
I inched closer the smell quickly told me what it was...





Crabs & mussels



(What where you thinking?
For the record I have never had nor wish it upon anyone crab lice.)

Some one placed crabs and mussels all over the street and in front of the house. Shane was like "wha da fuck?!"

He kicked the bucket thinking that they where dead...Nope not all dead. They where still alive and I'm sure eating each others eyes out. Shane jumped about 2 feet back after kicking it and screamed. HAHA.

but seriously...




This is the work of some gay on gay crime towards one of the boys in that house!

Please who ever you are I'm sure we can talk about this like adults.
I mean come on...?!
Ewwwwww

And those trash bin you see in these pictures went missing after that day.

hum?

Pretty bitchy gays!

Playing Along

Tech Support | Idaho, USA

(I get a call for troubleshooting from a lady who says her remote doesn’t work.)

Me: “Ok ma’am, could you try changing the channel for me? Tell me if a light flashes on the remote.”

Lady: “Ok.”

(There are a few loud beeps from her phone in my ear and she comes back on the line.)

Lady: “Nope, no flashing.”

Me: “Ma’am you’re trying to change the channel with your phone, not the remote control.”

Lady: “I can’t find the clicker, and I know my neighbor changes channels with her phone.”

Me: “Ma’am, that’s just not possible.”

Lady: “Don’t accuse me of lying! I saw her do it with my own eyes.”

Me: “…”

(I try for 10 minutes to explain to her why she can’t use her phone, and even make a futile attempt to troubleshoot her phone.)

Me: “Ok, well it looks like your satellite receiver isn’t compatible with your phone.”

Lady: “Yes it is. My neighbor and I have the same phone and same receiver. NOW HELP ME, DUMBA**!”

Me: “Ma’am, do you have a cordless phone?”

Lady: “Yes!”

Me: “Ok ma’am, let’s try reprogramming your phone. What I need you to do is press and hold the ‘off’ button for five seconds. This will clear the old code, so we can put the new one in.”

Lady: “Ok—” *click*

(I hear my supervisor a few rows away from me bust out laughing.)

Assplotion

Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013


People of the world we must save each other from the terrible future that awaits us.
We must start boycotting Disney in order to save this child. We are over using Miley Cyrus . To much Miley Cyrus can cause shear panic to the world.

You have to be fucking kidding me. I love this. I would love to hear this shit from TMZ or some Rag about the stars falling and colliding.

These guys are in suits and ties talking about Miley Cyrus HAHA... like she was some kind of stock... well ok maybe she does have some stock vale.

Where is the Dad in all this?

Behind Dr Justin Canty (Institute for the Sustainable Cyrus Use) hehe you can see a sign... yes that's right they sent money to prove to us that they mean business. You have to watch the movie The Onion.

That makes me wonder. If these young kids can't keep it straight I have no hope for David Archuletta's career.

As of today

DOB 08/13/1983

• You were born on a Saturday.
• Your star sign is Leo.
• Your birthstone is Peridot.
• The season was Summer.
• You were born in the Chinese year of the Pig.
• The US President was Ronald Reagan (Republican).
• The UK Prime Minister was Margaret Thatcher (Conservative).
• You are 24 years 11 months 6 days old.
• It is 25 days until your next birthday.
• In dog years you are 3 years old. (Good boy)
  
• You are 9,107 days old.
• You are approximately 218,589 hours old.
• You are approximately 786,920,092 seconds old.